PHOEBE AND JOEY FANFICTION

I really love FRIENDS and one thing that I regret the most is Phoebe and Joey not getting together, of course I know Mike and Phoebe are great together, but Phoebe and Joey has been together in so much stuff and their raw sexual magnetism is perfect for each other, so I ship them so hard! I ship them as hard as I ship Mondler. Anyway, I want to write a Phoebe and Joey fanfiction, this is my first time writing one, so please don't stone me to death if I'm not that good at it.

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Mike just divorced me, I don't know what's going to happen now. 

Before I got into a huge relationship with Mike, I knew that he was afraid of commitment and marriage because his first marriage ended up in divorce, I told him that we can only continue our relationship if he changed his mind about marriage. We broke up, but we got together again when he went to stop David from proposing to me in Barbados. I was happy during that moment, I love David, I really did, but he wasn't my other half, it was Mike. It was Mike no matter what happened. But he dumped me, Precious was the woman he was destined for. I don't know what I'd do now, everything hurts so much, you'd think I'd get used to it after I saw my mom killing herself, my dad leaving me and Ursula for another woman, my stepdad in prison, or giving away the babies to Alice.

There's no changing the fact that Mike left me, I need to save face, I need to make sure that I am okay after all of this commotion, I need to show Mike that he can't break me, because I am Phoebe Buffay, I'm not Phoebe Hannigan, I'm Phoebe Buffay and he needs to fear me like how Ross feared me when I mugged him. I got my lonely ass up to the coffee house and saw the usual: Ross, Emma, Rachel, and Joey, Chandler and Monica aren't here they're in their new place probably taking care of their twins. As soon as I got closer to our favorite spot, Rachel saw me and said "Honey, are you okay?" and I nodded. "Don't worry Phoebe, its his loss, not yours, his." Rachel comforted me-I'm so lucky to have her as a friend.

Rachel's phone just rang and she picked it up, she got up from the couch and went to the bathroom, Joey asked me "Are you really okay Phoebe? You know you could always be honest to me", I started sobbing. "Of course I'm not okay, the man I thought I'm going to love him for the rest of my life but he dumped me for another woman" I shouted, "We have that in common" Ross blurted out. That generated a pity-sad laugh in my chest, and I managed to stop the tears. "Look Phoebe, I've been divorced thrice, my first wife left me for another woman while she was pregnant with my child; the other left me because she's not happy with me meeting up with a friend, but the third one stayed because she knows that I'm her best choice. Don't give up on love Phoebe, there's always someone there for you." Ross said comfortingly. He's right, there's someone else for me, I don't need Mike, my soulmate is probably out there waiting for me.

Rachel came out from the bathroom and said "Ross, my dad's heart is not in a good condition, Jill asked if we can look after him for a while in his house" Ross nodded and got up from the couch and picked up Emma, "Phoebe honey, we're always here for you, don't kill yourself for someone who doesn't deserves your love" Rachel said before her entire family left the coffee house. It's just me and Joey alone. 

"I think, I'm going to head home" I told Joey as soon as I felt the tears starting to fall unto my cheeks unauthorized. "No, no, no. Pheebs, stay, let's go out tonight just you and me"

"The two of us? Like a date?" I asked him.

"Sure, why not? Like how I did to Rachel when she was pregnant, it doesn't have to mean anything."

"But the last time you went out with Rachel you fell in love with her and got so depressed that my friend's dog was stuck in a slump for 5 weeks." I said, almost laughing to my humor.

"This is different, you're sad, let me comfort you. You know you'd do the same if someone broke my heart."

"Fine." the tears stopped flowing.

"Great, let's go." Joey commanded, I grabbed my coat, and he held my hand and we went out the coffee house. I called on to a taxi and Joey told it to go to a Italian place, he told me it that serves the best salad there and that even he enjoys it. 

After we arrived in this really fancy restaurant, he took my hand and hold it all the way inside the restaurant. Joey told the hostess to prepare a table for two with a bottle of champagne, he grabbed my coat and hang it with his in the coat rack. We were lead by a waiter to a table where a bottle of champagne awaits for us. Before I sat down, Joey did this cliche gesture where he moves the chair and closes it after I sat on. It was very un-Joey like but I didn't complain. The menus were later handed to us by the same waiter that led us to our table but before I can open it Joey ordered the salad with a plate of vegetarian appetizers. The food was taking a lot time to be served so he started telling me stories of Chandler and Monica's new life, and how Janice moved in their neighborhood despite Chandler trying to sabotage it, then he tells me that Days of Our Lives is about to finish and he got an offer to be in this new role in another soap opera, then before the food is served he told me how his sister Dina keeps on sending pictures of his new nephew. I didn't get to speak a word in this conversation, but it didn't feel weird. I am so happy Joey got me to agree to going out with him.

The appetizers were served after he showed me the last picture of his nephew Dina sent. It was a tray of bread soaked in butter and some other spices, and I bit it and the food started to melt. It was delicious, the next appetizer was a small bowl of  pasta with a creamy white sauce, and it was magnificent. The appetizers kept on coming and coming until the 5th one arrived. I was full, but the salad was just served, and I don't want to say no to Joey's act of generosity, I bit into it and it was so amazing. Joey's right, the salad is as good as steak and meat (the food I had when I was pregnant).

The night ended before I want it to be, and now I'm back in my apartment, the apartment I have all for myself, Joey seeing my discomfort offered to stay to help me keep accompany. I agreed. We both enter the apartment and Joey joked saying "This is usually the part where I get to have sex", he and I laughed. I went to sit to the couch, and my mind started to wander somewhere else. Joey sat beside me and he looked at me with pity. He then started to rush and before I knew it his lips were pressing into mine. We had kissed before and we never felt anything that might potentially grow, but this time its different, something's there. Joey pulled away and said "I know I shouldn't do this, you're heart is broken, and you're confused-" he started to stutter, didn't want the feeling to stop I lunged myself into him and kissed him more.

"It's always been you Joey, I should have known it"

"What?"

"I kept distracting myself with all of these lies, but the truth is, there's no one in this world that would cherish me right now the way you cherish me. I want you Joey Tribbiani"

"But I..."

I took my top off and Joey was awestruck, I started kissing him more and more and he felt so hot that he remove his shirt and my bra as well. Our naked bodies were pressing with one another and it feels so right. We stopped kissing, he carried me in the bedroom and he removes his pants, I started removing my skirt but Joey said no. As I see his magnificent and huge tool, he started sucking on my nipples, I let out a soft moan and turned him on more. His hands started to crawl up my leg and into my skirt and he started playing with his hands and my vagina, and oh my god it feels so good. He then started taking off my skirt and started licking me until his tongue reached the lips. This feels so good. I wanted to get up and suck him but Joey said this "This is your night Phoebe, not mine". I let him play with my body in ways I didn't know was possible.



After an hour of sex and wetting myself twice and Joey ejaculating twice, we were laying on the bed. "Didn't know sex with you would be this pleasurable" Joey exclaimed, I couldn't agree more. My phone started to ring and I picked it up, as soon as it said 'hi' I knew it was Mike, I dropped the call and Joey hugged me. I embraced him back. I will never let go of this man ever again.


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